The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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