OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Randomize
