hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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