I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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