we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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