They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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