Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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