Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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