Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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