i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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