out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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