Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
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