I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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