Sober January is a disaster.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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