You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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