doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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