I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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