so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Randomize
