I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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