Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Randomize
