i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I think people are normalizing furries
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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