Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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