Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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