I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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