put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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