Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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