Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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