it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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