i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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