HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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