I'm so fucking centered right now
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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