kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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