Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Dick very happy bro
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Randomize
