You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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