Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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