can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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