I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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