I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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