Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
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You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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