No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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