Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
so much tequila, so little girl.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
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