I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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