Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
