: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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