I don't usually arrange sex via text message
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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