I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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