I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
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Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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