I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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