Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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