I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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