Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
