awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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