Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
if i died would you start the facebook group?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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